{"id":147,"date":"2009-01-21T19:35:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T03:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/posts\/147"},"modified":"2009-01-21T19:38:07","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T03:38:07","slug":"why-is-it-so-cold-in-my-house-a-letter-to-my-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/2009\/01\/21\/why-is-it-so-cold-in-my-house-a-letter-to-my-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Why is it so cold in my house? &#8211; A poem to my house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it so cold in my house?<br \/>\nI thought you would keep me warm when I purchased you,<br \/>\nbut you just stand there cold, and uninsulated.<br \/>\nI thought maybe the blown in insulation would keep me warm, but maybe it was just me that was mistaken.<br \/>\nThankfully you have a wood stove,<br \/>\nwhich allows me to burn the wood in the wood shed the previous owner left behind.<br \/>\nThank you previous owner.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/2009\/01\/21\/why-is-it-so-cold-in-my-house-a-letter-to-my-house\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stupid poem I wrote to my house<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[3],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothingness","tag-stupid-poem"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/preRH-2n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":150,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions\/150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adrianandgenese.com\/blogger\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}